2009.feb.12 the other night i was walking down the street, and there was a low snowbank with tire tracks in it. and suddenly it wasn't a snowbank with tire tracks at all, but a magical object that was telling me something. i mean, it _looked_ the same, but that's not what it was anymore. i had a momentary glimpse of the universe as a place full of objects that are all, without exception, Great Secrets in Disguises. disguises so cleverly mundane it's funny. the only possible explanation is that they're all participating in a great game of hide and seek. the purpose? well, that would be the Greatest Secret of all, and i guess it's our job to figure it out. and the best part -- get this -- is that i was _completely sober_.