Personal Data

• date of birth: december 23, 1975
• place of birth: salmon arm, british columbia, canada
• permanent residence: penticton, british columbia, canada
• eyes: two
• hair: yes
• sex: yes
• ambitions: rule the world with an iron fist to bring wealth and liberty for all.
• when i was a kid, i wanted to be when i grew up: borg
• what i actually became: a mindless robot. this differs from my stated goal in that the collective i am a part of, namely humanity, is collectively stupid rather than collectively intelligent, and i do not have a superior and attractive cyborg body.

Likes:

• thunder and lightning! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
• the desert 1 2 3 [and yes, also dessert]
• outer space
• cats
• flowers and other colorful things 1
• temples
• really old things
• quiet 2 3 4
• winter
• hiking
• shiny objects
• funny rocks
• riding my bicycle
• cooking... and eating!
• sunsets 2
• kicking small dogs for sport

Dislikes:

• mosquitos, spiders, and roaches. ESPECIALLY MOSQUITOS! GRRR! i especially hate it when they fly into your ear and make that high pitched whining noise. that makes me nuts.
• waiters who bring me margarine when i ask for butter
• margarine
• plastic surgery
• stupid people
• noise
• crowds
• automobiles
• traffic cops
• civilization
• shaving
• news stories on the web that are divided into multiple pages
• using quotes for emphasis. i "hate" that!
• orientate and obligate: i do not believe these are really words. conversate? i know that's not a word. STOP USING THEM, YOU NIT-WITTED MORONS! (update: apparently now you can get "certificated" too!) (update: i hear so much bad english, i just had to make a separate page for it.)
• public "education" (or "brainwashing" as i like to call it)